American Horror Story
"Los únicos lobos que deberían darnos miedo son los que van disfrazados de hombres."

communistbakery:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

shrek

fuckyoudad69:

arroyomar:

Dildo attached to a Buzz Lightyear attached to a traffic light (at North 7th Medical)

Finally, I see some real art on this website. 10/10.

17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

pizzoner:

I imagine bumping into my internet friends on the street like “sor-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

basedpidgeot:

given my follower count and the number of days in a year its way more than reasonable to assume that it’s one of your birthdays today

happy birthday whoever you are

nippled:

*throws confetti at you* be quiet

you-put-your-left-armin:

Joining a new fandom like am I allowed to reblog this yet or am I not deep enough

hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

reblog if you’ve got the sweetest followers and you appreciate each and every one

sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr

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