American Horror Story

gnarly:

we all have that one person that makes you switch your phone to silent everytime they text you

rotition:

I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3
ladysilabee:

littleworldofmyown:

gifdistrict:

you called?

Drift kitten.

Fast and Furriest: Tokyo Drift

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

amortizing:

2000: ugly  
2001: ugly  
2002: ugly  
2003: ugly  
2004: ugly  
2005: ugly  
2006: ugly  
2007: ugly  
2008: ugly  
2009: ugly  
2010: ugly  
2011: ugly  
2012: ugly  
2013: ugly 
2014: still ugly  

when are we going to get to the plot twist. 2015 or nah?

pleatedjeans:

via

amortizing:

okay = Everything’s cool.
okay? = You make no sense.
okay… = You’re creepy.
okayy = I don’t care.
Okay. = I’m pissed off.

amortizing:

me: “sleeps for 5 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for 17 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for a month” tired
me: “sleeps for a year” still tired

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